Never Dine With the Devil

Old Scratch, Legba, Lucifer, Satan ... So many names for one baaaaaaaad dude. Well, I think I've uncovered another.

Going by the name "Jo Satana", the Father of Lies was spotted here enjoying a fine meal of ... um ... (check the transmorgueified photo for the true nature of his morbid meal). What is he contemplating? Pain? Suffering? Worldwide destruction? The next big "boy band"? I guess we will never know. I'm ashamed to admit this, loyal readers ... But after my aura-cam captured this image ... I got the hell (no pun intended) out of there. For all I know he was contemplating dessert. Arcanum a la Mode? I think not.